Thursday, July 29, 2010

Things I Didn't Need to Learn at Work

1. How you (creepy client) think I'm seriously engrossed in Facebook when you see me typing away at the computer,

2. That you apparently lived on a way too high a numbered floor in two different apartment buildings, both here and in Miami,

and finally?

3. I DEFINITELY don't want to know about how I'm apparently going to lose all desire to dress/look/feel sexy after I get married and have kids and that on your BLOG you have 40,000 subscribers that listen to you gripe about being a sexually frustrated husband.